ARTEMIS 2: FLY ME TO THE MOON!

Artemis 2! Four brave astronauts blast into space for a journey around the moon whilst our maniac leaders on Earth blow innocent people to bits! Let's concentrate on these 4 real heroes instead and read all about their epic, record breaking journey. Bob Cheeseman makes moving, actually relevant, hippy peace loving commentary on their achievements.

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Bob Cheeseman

4/11/20263 min read

Bob Cheesman being blasted into space
Bob Cheesman being blasted into space

Four brave astronauts blast into space for a journey around the Moon while war rages on the nightly news and humanity continues doing its absolute best impression of a species that refuses to learn. Instead of yelling at screens, let’s focus on four actual heroes — people who trusted science, training, and each other enough to leave the planet behind and remind us what courage looks like.

Earth: Currently on Fire (Metaphorically… and Sometimes Literally)

Let’s not pretend otherwise.
As Artemis II launched, Earth was busy with the usual: war, violence, fear, outrage, and endless arguments about who’s right while people get hurt. The noise is constant. The stakes are real. And most days, it feels like progress barely survives the comment section.

Then — boom — a rocket punched through the atmosphere and said: we’re doing something better now.

Artemis II: Humans Choose “Up” Again

On April 1, 2026, NASA launched Artemis II, the first crewed mission to travel beyond Earth orbit since 1972. Not since flared trousers ruled the world had humans left our planetary bubble on purpose.

This wasn’t a stunt. It wasn’t nostalgia. It was a test of whether we still deserve to call ourselves explorers.

Nine days later, after looping around the Moon and coming back at hypersonic speeds through a literal wall of fire, the crew splashed safely into the Pacific.

No explosions. No drama. Just competence.

Which, honestly, felt revolutionary.

The Astronauts: Calm in a Universe That Isn’t

Meet the crew who calmly rode an untested spacecraft into deep space.

  • Reid Wiseman — Commander

  • Victor Glover — Pilot

  • Christina Koch — Mission Specialist

  • Jeremy Hansen — Mission Specialist

This wasn’t just another flag-planting boys’ club. This mission shattered old assumptions. First woman. First person of colour. First non‑American this far from Earth — not with speeches, but by just… doing the job.

Around the Moon (The Side We Never See)

Artemis II didn’t land. It didn’t need to.

Instead, the Orion capsule followed a free‑return trajectory, hurtling around the far side of the Moon — the side permanently hidden from Earth, silent and ancient. For a while, the crew vanished completely from radio contact, passing behind 3,500 km of solid rock.

Just four humans. No contact. No backup plan other than physics.

At their furthest point, they were farther from Earth than any humans in history.

What They Saw (And What We Forgot)

Out the window:
No battle lines.
No nations.
No enemies.

Just Earth — small, fragile, glowing blue — hanging in total darkness.

It’s the view that’s melted astronauts’ egos for decades. The realisation that every argument, every war, every injustice, every act of love exists on that one delicate sphere.

Seeing Earth like that doesn’t make war make sense. It makes it look absurd.

artemis 2 eclipse!
artemis 2 eclipse!

Coming Home: The Hard Part

Exploration isn’t poetry. It’s violence — carefully controlled.

Orion slammed into Earth’s atmosphere at around 24,000 mph, surrounded by plasma hotter than molten lava. Radio silence. G‑forces. Faith in a heat shield that had never carried humans before.

If anything went wrong, there were no second chances.

Then parachutes deployed. The capsule slowed. Water rushed up.

And four humans who had just outrun history floated calmly on the Pacific Ocean.

War had not followed them back.

Why This Matters More Than It Looks

Artemis II didn’t end war.
It didn’t fix humanity.

But it proved something dangerous and beautiful:

We can still choose cooperation over chaos.
We can still aim higher than hatred.
We can still build things that work.

This mission unlocked future Moon landings, lunar bases, and eventually, human missions to Mars. But more than that, it showed what happens when human brilliance isn’t pointed at destruction.

The same species capable of war is capable of wonders.

The astronauts didn’t preach that.
They just showed it.

Final Orbit

While war screams for attention, Artemis II whispered something more powerful:

We are better than our worst moments.

Four astronauts left Earth and came back carrying no weapons, no flags, and no enemies — just data, images, and proof that bravery doesn’t need an opponent.

Artemis 2 hilights
Artemis 2 hilights